Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published
okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera
i remember i took latin in high school and the first latin textbook had stories about the same family and characters and it talked about their lives and stuff so youd get attached to them and then in the final story mount vesuvius erupted and they all fucking died
Next thing you know, I’ll be going bald.
It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.
Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.
Marilyn knew what was up
I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible
If you’re worried your children are going to get their self-esteemed destroyed by the image of Barbie then maybe you’re not parenting right. Its called ‘teach your child life values and lessons’ which is a pretty normal thing parents should do.
"If you can’t see the love in my eyes, come a little closer."
Photos via Cat Act
If you don’t think cats are awesome you are wrong. Sorry, it’s scientificly proven.
cats: little shits sometimes but they’re cute so its ok
I literally scrolled through this squealing “kitties, kitties, KITTIES.”
Photoset reblogged from but does anyone notice theres a corpse in this bed with 13,294 notes
"This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
Men fear witches because they take their power from the earth without poisoning the soil.
rap’s not really my thing but when classic rock fans shit on it cos it “is only about sex and drugs”
have you ever listened to classic rock
I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE.
if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
NO DONT DO THAT
when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate
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