The most effective pick up line in all of time and space
Friendly reminder that these are all in the same episode
what am I supposed to be afraid of pillows or something
but you, unlike me, are a git
the poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it- it might be sick
there’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor
and they’d love to have me, we’d be best pals if they didn’t keep trying to do me in
are you actually as stupid as you look?
Nicholas Lord, a Navy sailor since 2008 currently on active duty, is under investigation after threatening to rape a young woman who is a Navy recruit.
The young woman posted a photo of herself on Facebook, captioning it to say she’s proud of how she’s working hard to get in shape for the Navy, and she’s excited to be leaving soon. The photo was shared on the page for her Delayed Entry Program for her fellow Navy recruits.
Nicholas Lord, who is not a current recruit and who has been serving in the Navy since 2008, then commented:
You’ll end up pregnant real soon you fucking wh***. If I could and I knew you, I’d hold you down and rape you.
The next day, Lord gloated about his threat on his Facebook page, updating his status to say he’d been “trolling feminist pages.” In case it needs to be said, the Facebook page for a Navy program is not a “feminist page.” It’s a Navy recruiting page. (x) (x)
I don’t know what the Navy’s punishment system is like, but I hope he gets the worst possible. I hope they investigate his past history in the military, too. If he’s bold enough to outright threaten female recruits, under his own name, on public, Navy-run social media, I seriously doubt he hasn’t harassed and threatened female sailors. He may even have raped them.
Especially given the military’s problem with letting men get away with harassment and rape, they need to severely punish him.
Send it viral, and he will see ramifications.
If you only reblog one thing today I hope it’s this.
signal boost the shit out of this. i wanna see this dickwad’s name everywhere.
Here’s his fb profile (:
this fucker better be in jail after hitting 100k notes on tumblr
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD
YEAH OKAY THIS IS REALLY REALLY TRUE LIKE SERIOUSLY
"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"
"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."
Could imagine becoming parents in the magical community and giving your child a (given) name and not telling them they need a chosen name until they’re about 18? You could literally control them…
Parent: Can you go to the shops son?
Son: No mum i’m playing video games!
Parent: GERALD! GO TO THE SHOP AND SKIP ALL THE WAY THERE FOR BEING RUDE!
Son: *goes to shop* *skips*
Parent: I’ll tell him next year ;)
Sam finding out his brother is a demon [ITunes Promo]
SAM’S FACE IS KILLING ME
IM NOT CRYING I JUST HAVE SAM FEELS IN MY EYE
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.
How do you even…. ?
This is the type of stage pageantry that people pay hundreds to see. Imagine how long the costume designer took intricately put into making those dresses the people behind the scene are the true heroes of theater
The one on the right is a true work of art
AH YES THEATRE
i saw cinderella on broadway and when this happened i was like wuht the frick
Pharrell had the beat and he wrote almost every single part of the song.
Thicke: “He wrote the whole thing pretty much by himself and I was envious of that.”
Williams backed up Thicke’s limited involvement in the writing, adding that he himself wrote those terrible lyrics, and not Thicke, as widely believed/assumed/hoped.
But no one will call him out on it!
The first thing I thought when I read this was: they’ll ignore this.
This doesn’t get Robin Thicke off the hook though? He supported these lyrics and went along with it. He’s just as much at fault as Pharrell Williams. They’re both rape sympathists.
Yea like he still sang it, they’re both trash. This doesn’t absolve him of anything at all.
SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP,
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN.
ALSO REMEMBER THE FAMOUS LINE FROM ROMEO & JULIET:
"A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET"
THE RIVAL THEATRE WAS CALLED THE ROSE
AND THEY HAD A SEWAGE PROBLEM
NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL LINE BUT ALSO A PUN AND WILLY SHAKES THROWING SHADE
make me choose → lelianadelrey asked ezio or connor.
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
I just wanted to see what you would do.
The moment the whole theatre fell in love.
Even when he walks he's sexy.
always reblog Loki who walks
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